helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner)

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.