comfemgem:

You know what sucks? being so used to misgendering that you regard someone simply acknowledging your pronouns as an act of kindness.

inbalanced:

me:

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dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

what’s the cheapest meat?

deer balls

because they’re under a buck

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

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tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

(Source: officialpepperoni)

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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