zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

tubesock:

notice she didn’t take one fry and leave the rest?
she took every fucking fry on the plate
disrespectful as fuck
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chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)